I don't know about you—honestly, I don't know anything about you, whoever you may be—but whenever I think of New Years I think of water-based lubricant. Gallons and gallons of water-based lubricant! Friend or foe, who knows ... who knows ... who knows ... but throw in some ropey loads of it along with top hats, diapers, and airborne dangers in the form of Wee Man and Preston Lacy, and I'm all about ringin' it in with some old gang signs. So consider 2013 rung and 2012 hung. Cheers!
Christmas bucks to burn? Throw it all in the collectible fire to obtain your out-of-print copy of jackass: 10 years of stupid, where most all of the photos seen here can be yours to physically pour poo over in the privacy of your bathroom.
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, California 2006)