Heads up, hoes down! That's right, quit your backyard gardening and listen up: On Saturday, January 19, in the Year of Our Lord Twenty-Thirteen, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, and Preston Lacy will be making a public signing appearance at the Frank & Son Collectible Show, located at 19649 San Jose Ave. in the City of Industry, CA, between the hours of 1:30–2:30pm. Be sure to stuff your pockets with greenbacks, dead presidents, dinero, moolah, dough, duckets, scrilla, mick shrimptons, or whatever acceptable slang form of legal tender in the U.S. of A. you may have, because these autographs and photo-ops are all for cash money. So come one, come all, get just one or get them all!
P.S. The above triptych is brought to you and inspired exclusively by Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights. You know, just in case you were concerned about the level of cultural awareness that goes into creating such unmitigated testaments to the stupid that is and forever will be jackass.
(All photos by Sean Cliver; 2010)