Heads up, hoes down! That's right, quit your backyard gardening and listen up: On Saturday, January 19, in the Year of Our Lord Twenty-Thirteen, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, and Preston Lacy will be making a public signing appearance at the Frank & Son Collectible Show, located at 19649 San Jose Ave. in the City of Industry, CA, between the hours of 1:30–2:30pm. Be sure to stuff your pockets with greenbacks, dead presidents, dinero, moolah, dough, duckets, scrilla, mick shrimptons, or whatever acceptable slang form of legal tender in the U.S. of A. you may have, because these autographs and photo-ops are all for cash money. So come one, come all, get just one or get them all!
P.S. The above triptych is brought to you and inspired exclusively by Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights. You know, just in case you were concerned about the level of cultural awareness that goes into creating such unmitigated testaments to the stupid that is and forever will be jackass.
(All photos by Sean Cliver; 2010)





Hey guys come to Paraguay! Pleaseee ;)
Posted by: Marielicious | January 10, 2013 at 12:37 PM
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Posted by: Laura Z | January 10, 2013 at 12:42 PM
dang it! im up here in portland oregon! closest thing i have to city of industry is my car headlights that were shipped out today from there! noooooo!
Posted by: Chris J | January 10, 2013 at 12:45 PM
Wow on my b-day they got to new York XD
Posted by: devon | January 10, 2013 at 12:59 PM
ps Ik its new york more of a inside joke >_>
Posted by: devon | January 10, 2013 at 01:00 PM
Come to Kerrville, Texas one day!!! Either that or Harper, Tx. We love what you guys do and we are happy for the entertainment you give everyone and each other!!!
Posted by: Alex Ortiz | January 10, 2013 at 01:07 PM
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I know you guys have been to london a few times and since the loss of a great guy ryan dunn, I would really like you to think about if not already in his honour maybe do a jackass dedicated to him. I would love to invite you guys to rngland and sign some books or make some apperances which I can help setup in london birmingham manchester cardiff and few other cities in the uk and let the uk show there appreciation not only to mr dunn but to all you guys. Mr knnoxville jeff danger erin wee man and preston with stevo and manymore of you guys. At the end of the day you all have balls talent and underneath your all true human being with great hearts. You should be all proud and your all an assett to your parents aswell as people around the world. So think about it.. Many thanks guys zippy
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