SNAFU! Gesundheit! Welcome to another unofficial Wildboyz installment of Awesome Animal Kingdom Penises, a/k/a AAKP! After exposing such phenomenal phalluses as the tapir, echidna, and now the duck, I'm starting to think we—we being the Homo sapiens male—were seriously stiffed in the shaft department. Sure, every once in a while some guy gets endowed with a penis that can be deemed extraordinary (or, worst case, a tuna can), but by in large they're never that large and not really so neat. Now the duck penis—that's neat. I mean, corkscrews? Are you kidding me?! Again, if only we men were so lucky—hence the origin of "lucky duck". Heck, while I'm talking sideways out my ass, the expression "fuck a duck" stemmed from the act of getting screwed. So, there you have it: another chockfull fun fucked fact edition of You Just Read It On The Internet So It Must Be True!
(Photo by Jeff Tremaine; South Africa 2003)