The other day on Twitter I saw the most absolutely ridiculous bootleg jackass shirt I've seen in quite some time. I mean, the skull was so far off the f'ing iconic mark that I wouldn't have taken it for jackass had the word "jackass" not been right there on the shirt as well. Sadly, and in perhaps more ways than one, the person who'd acquired it didn't know differently until it was pointed out and then had the doors of her perception blown off in that instantaneous 140-character count way. So, to prevent this tragedy in the future and protect those around you, allow me to point out the online place where authentic, 100-percent official jackass apparel items can be purchased:
And, to be totally truthful, I didn't even know this place existed until yesterday when Shanna sent me the link. I swear, always the Pegboy, never the Lucky Pierre... so it goes!
P.S. If you skew more to the spectrum side of designs, you can always pick up your rainbow plastered goods here: http://www.merchmethod.com/dickhouse