It's hard to think of roofs without thinking about roofies. I've never had any firsthand experience with the stuff—at least to the best of my cognizant knowledge—but I do know of this one time in Mexico when Chris Pontius almost was and in the worst possible way. This is only a partial memory though, so I honestly don't know why I even mention it in the first place. What I do know is that the worst possible place for anything to go wrong has to be a roof, because there's really only one place to go from there and it's not a place where gravity is going to lovingly hold your hand to ease the passage. That is the allure, I suppose, but goddamn if that isn't one of the most hard—so hard—lessons to be physically learned, and with the quickness, I might add. Steve-O is no stranger to this elevated danger, but he's also got an uncanny knack for avoiding the extra hard knocks. He's also the guest star on tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek at 10/9 C on the MTV.
(Photo by Shanna Zablow; 2012)