Once upon a time there was a website that could have been a TV show on par with any other dickhead "reality" program offered by the networks. The ingredients were all there: volatile personalities, dysfunctional camaraderie, professional immaturity, Playskool™ paint schemes, flea infestations, asbestos, and a perverse lack of windows to an outside world. What could have been, however, was never exploited. Instead it all went straight to an Interweb where no one can hear you scream above the million billion other odd uploads competing for your ADHD time of the day. And on this particular occasion there was indeed screaming to be heard. The screams of the damned in a ridiculous argument that easily and handily could have kicked the tragicomedy tuchas of any televised (scripted) reality scene on that day of the month. But, thanks to the Interweb, we'll always have the echoes to listen to in those special times of sadistic glee and need... like now!