Rarely do I go total green-eyed monster, but I do have to admit I'm a tad jealous of Rick Kosick's T-shirt collection. I used to own and wear almost all these shirts—well, at least those related to Big Brother—but now have only one or two at most. I've even lost my most beloved of hooded sweatshirts that had the awful Big Brother "Girl Logo" that was handwritten by former World Industries receptionist Nicole Moothart and include a dotted-heart "I". I guess I'd just taken all the free clothing for granted over the years and passed them on or thrown them out in the inconsequential manner in which they came. Still, my heart of darkness aches for the days when I was once able to reach into my closet and pull out my "Jay's Mom Got Hit in the Face with a Penis" or "Starbucks Fuck Off" T-shirt for a quick run to the grocery store. Apparently morality, much like free clothing, can be just as easily discarded from one's life. Wahoo!