Just when you thought it was okay to leave your house on Valentine's Day. Well, it's not. It never was. You've been sold a holiday by a greeting card coalition and swallowed it in whole thanks to a multi-national restaurant conglomerate. Personally, I blame the Freemasons, but why not do yourself, your credit card, and significant other a favor by fighting the power, ordering in a pizza or some cheap Chinese (taste is a highly overrated sensation as it's all just grist meant to fill your tummy in the end), and giggling the night away during the premiere episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek, Chanel West Coast, Steelo Brim, and guest-star DJ Pauly D. Whet your palate with the appetizer clip below and then get the full happy meal show tonight on the MTV at 10/9 C.