Judging from the formal introductions made by some of these "cocky kids", they're not really heeding that stern, stern but fair "warning" message that precedes a certain show featuring stupid stunts. Is that the illiterate state of America today? Is the written word of the present the dinosaur of the past? And why the fuck did Jurassic Park have to go and make velociraptors as popular as bacon when it comes to the formulaic efforts shit out daily on Twitter? All I know is that Noah was a pussy and possibly made a judgment call that wasn't his to make when he chose not to put dinosaurs on the ark. I mean, would putting two ankylosaurs on the manifest have killed him? Okay, possibly, yes, but they had knobs on the ends of their tails that looked like scrotums, and I, for one, would have been happier in life had I been able to see one in a zoo for reals. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek and special guest Mac Miller airs tonight at 10/9 C on the MTV.
(Photo by Shanna Zablow; 2012)