No matter how many times I've typed out Dimitry Elyashkevich's name over the years—and believe me, I've done it a lot, ever since we first crossed semi-professional paths back in 1995—I always have to look once, look twice, then look again just for good measure to make sure I've spelled it correctly*. Well, one part of me always wants to type Eyelashbitch, so that's the real reason I have to double-check myself. Here, however, it's like, "Check out his eyelashes, bitch!" but looks can be just as deceiving as falling asleep in the office is stupid, both of which are clearly delineated in the video below from this past Sunday's big-time ratings' sweepering episode of Loiter Squad.
* I'd just like to point out that I am not responsible for the butchering of our favorite Russian's name on the video title above. I mean, despite what I may say at other times, this is definitely not "all me".