I'd like to blame daylight savings time for my scheduling ineptitudes of late, but that would just be another excuse in an already long line of fuck me's. That said, today's an accidental twofer on dickhouse.tv, when what really should have taken place is a singular solo salute to our resident old fart, Johnny Knoxville. So, in the grand tradition of Marie Antoinette, I say, suck it, let him eat cake! This cake! Which is far more edible in appeal than say the bloody tampon creation and other awful pastries from dickhouse birthdays past. Happy Birthday, Knoxville!
(Photo by Rick Kosick; 2013)
Happy birthdaaaaay - feliz Cumpleños !!! Love from Paraguay! XO
Posted by: Mariel Coronel | March 11, 2013 at 03:04 PM
happy birthday my loveeeeeee! :D <3
Posted by: nair | March 11, 2013 at 03:07 PM
Best wishes from Croatia!!!
Posted by: Fikus | March 11, 2013 at 03:10 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY !! <3<3!!
Posted by: Caroll-ann Gallou | March 11, 2013 at 03:19 PM
Happy birthday! ♥
Posted by: Amanda Marcotte | March 11, 2013 at 03:23 PM
Felizest of Cumpleanos, Sir Knoxville! Have a great day and a great year! xxx
Posted by: Laura Z | March 11, 2013 at 03:32 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM VENENEZUELA FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ACABA TRAPO DESDE VENEZUELA
Posted by: WILLY | March 11, 2013 at 03:33 PM
Happy Birthday old man, just joking, because you are only 8 months older than me.. have a good one buddy.
Posted by: holly chadwick | March 11, 2013 at 03:44 PM
Happy Birthday to the best nipples and nostrils in the business...
Posted by: JoyJoy | March 11, 2013 at 03:54 PM
Happyyy birthday Johnny Knoxville !!!!! I LOVE U
Posted by: Maary | March 11, 2013 at 04:31 PM
HaPpY BiRtHdAy KnOxViLlE!!! aLl My KiSsEs FoR yOu FrOm ARGENTINA!..HaVe A nIcE dAy :-*
Posted by: natty | March 11, 2013 at 04:49 PM
I lOvE yOu CrAzY bOy!!! <3 <3 <3
Posted by: natty | March 11, 2013 at 04:51 PM
Happy birthday, Johnny :)
Posted by: Cherie Lynn | March 11, 2013 at 05:18 PM
Happy birthday mr clap!
Posted by: carolien | March 12, 2013 at 01:51 PM
A day late, and a dollar short. Happy Birthday Knoxville!!
Posted by: Harvy355 | March 12, 2013 at 03:41 PM
Happy Birthday dude.
Posted by: Ash | March 12, 2013 at 04:36 PM
Happy Birthday Johnny!! I Love you so much. Kisses from Brazil
Posted by: Tatiana Clarice | March 12, 2013 at 08:31 PM
Happy B-day :D from Russia with love
Posted by: elena | March 14, 2013 at 06:13 PM
Happy B'day, Knoxville. You may be an old fart, but you're still the sexiest of them all - be proud!!!
Get some skates on & go wild.
Love from Down-under
Maz
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