I'd like to blame daylight savings time for my scheduling ineptitudes of late, but that would just be another excuse in an already long line of fuck me's. That said, today's an accidental twofer on dickhouse.tv, when what really should have taken place is a singular solo salute to our resident old fart, Johnny Knoxville. So, in the grand tradition of Marie Antoinette, I say, suck it, let him eat cake! This cake! Which is far more edible in appeal than say the bloody tampon creation and other awful pastries from dickhouse birthdays past. Happy Birthday, Knoxville!
(Photo by Rick Kosick; 2013)