This past Sunday night the second season of Loiter Squad premiered and then awoke to acclaimed reviews when it rolled out of bed on Monday morning. I could go an quote all sorts of reputable online sources (ha! if such a thing even existed!), but instead let's go hit the tube of you where the common man speaks—and oftentimes in ways that defy logic. Like, if someone told me in 1992 that people in the future would film themselves speaking and then broadcast it to the world, I would've been like, "Get the fuck outta here. That's crazy." Well, crazy is as crazy does and millions of crazy now talk to the world on a daily basis. For instance, take this man who likes cheese and Loiter Squad—where you go after that I frankly couldn't care less, as that's your ADHD business (and, chances are, you never even made it to the bottom of this paragraph anyway and just skipped ahead, clicked the video, and then went on your merry unaware way). Cheers!