I know at times in my life it's felt almost as if I've lived under a rock, but it's not like I've been a permanent attendee of life's gem and mineral convention. I mean, I've been around the block. I've seen a few things. Things I can never unsee, for that matter, but I've seen them just the same and it's made me the man boy I am today. Still ... good god. How did a "reverse vagina punching" escape me? That's what I now need to know. Granted, I've been in the company of men for a long time now, so maybe I'd come to view the human female as one of nature's finest accomplishments to date. An unparalleled flower of unending earthly delights—with boobs, of course. A flower with boobs. But never in a million billion years did I ever think girls went around karate chopping each other's vaginas. Sorry, you're going to have excuse me while I go sit in a corner and rock myself back to a higher plane of consciousness where the flowers only have boobs and no other flower with boobs tries to come up from behind and split that which hath already been split. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness airs at 10/9 C on the MTV and features special guest Dana White.