Call me crazy but how can you even think to have a segment on ridiculous Russians and not have invited Dimitry Elyashkevich on as a guest couch sitter? Bozhe f'ing moi... the blasphemy! Especially when he himself has such a well regarded catalog of Big Brother video clips to create an awesome highlight reel of lowlights as a lead in. I mean, anyone who has seen the early morning monster from Münster knows exactly what I'm talking about. His legacy in skateboarding is unparalled on every single angle by any other photographer in the skateboard industry bar none. Frankly, I'm a little upset about this and have half a mind to march right into Shanna's office and go full blown Chernobyl. Then again, the other half of my mind knows better, because even though she's knee high to a katydid she could easily tear me a new one the size of Three Mile Island. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness airs at 10/9 C on the MTV.