If we were 2000-late in 2010, then I'm well behind the 2000-late ball on this laughably dicky link about a guy who brutally beat his roommate after waking with a penis drawn on his face. But it's not like anyone ever really comes here for breaking news, right? More like breaking wind to be sure. Luckily this specific case isn't a more prevalent act of retribution, or I'd have likely long been ass-whooped ten ways to Sunday for doing such a thing. That said, I'd like to thank each and every person I've ever drawn on for taking it all in good stride and, quite often and fairly so, for reciprocating the dick-doodling act in kind. Okay, so perhaps not all of yours were as anatomically detailed and turgid as mine tend to be, but we all can't come scrawled correct now can we? Cheers!
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