Random is as random does, but in the world of genetics that chaotic theory is just plain freaky. Consider this: Three separate instances of lookalikes have been spotted within the past week—none of which are K-Files! Now that's fucking alarming. Instead we have Dimitry Elyashkevich, myself, and, perhaps most peculiar of all, OG Big Brother skate mag editor and board graphics legend Marc McKee. Talk about some sloppy ass chromosomes. Anyway, special thanks to the keen eyes of Jeff Tremaine, who picked out the McKee amongst the many convicted faces in Tennessee's Just Busted News, and Johnny Knoxville, who god knows where found the renegade DNA driblets of a Cliver and a Dimitry.
M-File (a/k/a Marc McKee): A semi-blasian persuasion.
C-File (a/k/a Sean Cliver): That's A LAWT of chips.
D-File (a/k/a Dimitry Elyashkevich): White lions, bitch!