A few weeks back our page views tapped, tipped, and surpassed the 20,000,000 mark. Woohoo! Now aside from a modest amount of self-pleasuring done to certain private parts in certain private quarters, this has fuck all nothing to do with the price of green tea in China, nor the high cost of black metal in Norway, but we're still going to pass on a bit of the rubbed out glee to you, the valued Dickhouse fan.
So, starting today, we're offering 10-percent off in our official online merchandise storefront when you use the promo code D1CKH0R5E. This offer will be valid all Labor Day weekend until it expires at midnight on Monday, September 2nd, so saddle up that steel horse, man, and ride it straight to merchmethod.com/dickhouse for all your rainbow apparel (and tote!) wants.
Short, sweet, and 100-percent clickable: https://www.merchmethod.com/dickhouse