Oddly enough, I don't actually have a photo of Dave England with a bad case of diarrhea. I had my chance. Several, in fact, but you have to be quick on the trigger when it comes to the butt mud because it rarely flows at a lava-like pace. It's fast. It's furious. And it reminds me a lot of the firehose Dave once went for one buck of a rodeo ride on in jackass number two, where he just so happened to blow it out big time after landing on his poo button. My other golden brown occasion to have snapped Dave's shart was during the ill-fated "Bayou Obstacle Course" (which I think found its way onto jackass 2.5), where at shoot's end Dave's end did shoot shit—greenish-brown, or yellow ochre, to be pooferctly accurate in Crayola description, in a real super soaker ass blast. Anyway, all this nonsense was first brought to mind by this wonderful bit of nonsense below. God bless you, Mr. Interweb!
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Lake Piru, California 2006)