Santa needs a colonic! That's right. After a night out on all the towns of the world and innumerable plates of cookies and gallons of milk, Santa's probably in dire need of impaction protection and/or liquifaction. Or so we supposed in 1999, mere months before shooting the pilot to a little show called jackass for MTV. The rest is history—a history that was put to words and set to pictures in jackass: 10 Years of Stupid—but what's funny is that over the years Johnny Knoxville has had tubes not only running up his butt but up his urethra, too! Lots of them. Like so many in number that it may even be an amount way above and beyond what was probably prescribed by the doctor. It still beats the spigot out of me how he's not blown out beyond plumbing control down there, but I can only imagine it'd be like being on the receiving end of a Supersoaker. So what have we learned here today? Absolutely nothing. Merry Christmas!
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Culver City, California 1999)