Hey now! So much innuendo, so many implications. None of which apply other than this straight poop: Our friend Crash, formerly of The Deadly Syndrome, one-time Dickhouse receptionist, and scary holiday marketing face of some wacky phone venture, will be playing at The Troubadour in West Hollywood next Tuesday, January 21st, at 8:00pm. It's an all-ages show, so big or small they won't serve 'em all, but at least you can go hang out and listen to some good music. Who knows, maybe Crash will even wear shoes while onstage! But maybe not. You can take the kid out of the bayou, but you can't always take the bayou out of the kid.