Though it is indeed Monday, I'm not entirely sure this photo was taken on a Monday. All I know is that it was definitely a working day in the world of Dickhouse, and it just wouldn't be a working day in the world of Dickhouse if there wasn't a little dildo play involved. This outtake was taken out in North Carolina in some small satellite of Charlotte that now escapes me. We were entrenched in the filming of the prank involving Irving, Chuck, and a social worker all hashing it out over a "computer call" in a public cafe. This was a tricky one to edit—and our final edit was only reached after multiple other edits—as it had to walk the razor's edge between funny and story. There was a lot of information that needed to be conveyed here to explain the journey Irving was about to take with Billy from Lincoln, Nebraska, to Raleigh, North Carolina, and it had to be audible amid the comedic timing. What in tarnation does any of this have to do with the price of pussy on a troop train and a dildo in Jeff Tremaine's hand? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. But far be it from me to leave a dildo pic languishing in my archive, so here it is. All seven-odd black inches of it. By the way, that would be camera operator Andrew "Sleepy" Laboy trying to retain a professional edge while Tremaine plays a game of cocks with his blindside.
(Photo by Sean Cliver; North Carolina 2012)