Not to get all ouroboros on you, but if Elton John was one of the Wildboyz this is the circle of life he no doubt would've sung out loud about. Granted, he may not have won an Oscar for the mouthy performance, at least the vocal aspect, but I have to give it to anyone (or anything!) this limber with their lumber. Especially if you're a fan of the Wildboyz and remember that the walrus has an actual honest to god bone in its boner! It also bears mentioning that this self-servicing dicksucker reminds me of one of our longest standing if not perennial office debates: Would you if you could? The answer, in general, has been "no" (even on repeated queries with bonus hypothetical scenarios involving clones*), but there is one person who loudy and proudly exclaimed, "Fuck yes, I would! I'd never leave the house!" He is the walrus, apparently, not Paul, and Jeff Tremaine is the proud owner of the aforementioned penis bone.
* This is a whole other mental can of worms to choke on, in which case almost all our debates take on an unusually philosophical edge for a good 30 minutes or so until they end, as all most tend to do, with an Eiffel Tower.