The Japanese theatrical market has always been a relative land of mystery to us—and I'm sure it has nothing to do with our invasion of Tokyo in 2002 and the near mustard rape that took place on the streets of Shibuya—but Johnny Knoxville hopped the Pacific last week to attend several openings of Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa on Gojira's OG stomping grounds. Here he holds the official Japanese movie poster, which, when translated, comes out to nothing short of fantastic awesome. Allegedly, and Knoxville swears by this, what the full title reads is: Shitty Grandpa Across America Penis On The Ground. If this is true, and I honestly don't want anyone to tell me it's not, then I think the time is finally ripe for me to launch to my long-dreamed of T-shirt clothing venture "Amazing Horsecock Cool" which will be strictly limited to the Harajuku shopping district. Hai!