... but he can still cut the cake. The birthday boy of yesterday, Johnny Knoxville, never made an appearance at the office, so someone stepped up and dressed up the all too life-like Alterian Inc. bust of Irving as a celebrity celebratory stand-in for the day. By the tweeting by, be sure to follow Johnny Knoxville on the Twitter via @realjknoxville for intimate and heartwarming slices of this American life, e.g. his Dora the Explorer pic post from earlier this morning. Thar she blows! Or blew? It's all poo to me.
Back and to the left? Ride, Johnny, ride? Texas may be the reason for many things, but it's not the reason you should buy the Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa unrated Blu-ray. Buy now, go behind-the-scenes, or forever hold your feces.