Okay, so maybe that's a long way to go for a tall drink of water, but what isn't these days? But before I can stick a fork in it, people, there are a few more things I'd like to dispense with prior to curtain call, starting with this snapshot from the ninth hole on Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa. Wouldn't this just make the most picture perfect postcard to be purchased in the Land of 10,000 Lakes? You know, something "Thinking of you!" to send back to the folks or grandparents, maybe even that dear friend or former college roommate that you never once experimented with under the influence of any mind- or mood-altering substance. All it really needs now is that one special tagline that sends it all home in a tourist friendly font like Brush Script or Hobo, so if you've a hankering to leave a creative comment (though it is exceptionally hard to beat the spammers on this site; my god can those people jackhammer the shit out of prose), by all means feel freer than a man sans undies and do so. Fish you were here!
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Raleigh, North Caroline 2013)