dickhouse: bam margera

May 20, 2013

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(Photo by Sean Cliver; Florida 2006)

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May 07, 2013

painting with dub step dad bam margera

All good things come to a viscous end sooner than later, and this coming weekend's all-new episode of Loiter Squad will mark its second season finale. In anticipation of this event, let's all lather up in butt sauce and go back in televised time to revisit one of Bam Margera's guest star appearances as Tyler the Creator's "Dub Step Dad". Paint it away!

(Photo by Lindsey Shupe; 2012)

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April 26, 2013

all-new loiter squad this sunday night... with bam!

What better way to finish off a big Bam week on the dickhouse.tv than with Bam's appearance on this coming Sunday night's episode of Loiter Squad on Adult Swim. If you've been following Bam on the Twitter.com then you know he's been on a musical tear this year with his group Fuckface Unstoppable. Currently they're dub stomping a mudhole in the shit chute of the United States, but come midnight on Sunday Bam will be seen dub step-dadding with Tyler the Creator. Peep this peek:

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April 25, 2013

the future is here... and the future is hard!

Not to gangbang a meme, but thanks to the good folks at NASA cock graffiti has launched to a whole new planetary level. Case in celestial point, this sweet penis drawn by one of NASA's two Rover modules tooling about on the surface of Mars. Part of me wonders if the red planet couldn't look any angrier than with this full-blown rager, but another part reflects on the time we sent our own probe to Uranus—well, Bam Margera's anus to be wholly specific.

Should the launch above look significantly different than what you may remember from jackass 3.5, that's because this was our first imperfect emission at delivering a payload into Bam's heavenly body. Apparently there was not enough forward thrust to penetrate his assmosphere, so it was back to the drawing board for a few weeks until a little more oomph could be packed into our pocket rockets. Even then we still had our fair share of limp-shipped misfires, but I hear that happens to every exploration unit at one time or another.

Prefer moon to poon? Have your sights set on Mianus? Explore the sea of tranquility that is not jackass 3.5 on Blu-ray!

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April 24, 2013

bring that bam beat back

Since yesterday's adventures in the third and possibly close to turd dimension went over so well, here's one last gastric blast from Will the Farter's jackass 3D past. Plus, it keeps up our poo-poo pee-pee throw-up web cred. Anyway, you may now be asking yourself, a pastor, or a Subway sandwich artist, "How exactly did Bam get from Point A to Point C in this image?" The correct answer is a beeline straight from Will's blustery bum to Bam's mouth—utilizing a cigarette as the intermediary link between the two (yes, it does appear to be a pertinent missing link as well, but it's actually inside the styrofoam cup that Danger Ehren is holding up for a closer inspection of the partially eww juice-stained filter). By the by, this very same couch still resides within the hallowed halls of Dickhouse and has probably never received a proper cleaning… just a word to all the wise that have sat and held counsel with Tremaine and Knoxville over the years!

(Photo by Sean Cliver; 2010)

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April 23, 2013

photo of the day: mat hoffman and bam margera

This just in from Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Bam Margera and friends, a/k/a Fuckface Unstoppable, will be playing tonight in Oklahoma City at The Chameleon Room, but here he is for a sweet golden hour moment with BMX legend and all around super guy, Mat Hoffman.

For further info and tour dates: http://www.facebook.com/pages/FuckFace-Unstoppable

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that magic moment

When Neil Armstrong said, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," I totally know where he was coming from. We felt that exact same worldly sentiment when we boldly embraced the concept of a third dimension and went to the outer limits of our imagination with Will the Farter to plant this flag in cinema history. You know, kind of like how ol' fumble thumbs Moses went up on Mt. Sinai and came back down with the 15 Commandments etched on stone tablets, only we did it with a paltry party favor and a multi-thousand dollar RED camera rig. However, unlike Moses and his second act Exodus, ours was an out of the gate Genesis for jackass 3D in that not only was it the very first thing filmed for the movie, but the first segment in the final feature as well—excluding the opening credits sequence, of course, which was a whole other level of dumb-cum-dimensional pioneering. And, lest you think I dropped a dab of semen back there, think again, because that was nothing short of pure Latin love!

(Photo by Sean Cliver; 2010)

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March 21, 2013

tonight on ridiculousness... bam margera!

If you've been following the recent Fuckface Unstoppable exploits of Bam Margera from around the world on the Twitter, well, I don't know where I was going to go with that, so I'm just going to go on and say that earlier this year or late last year he made a guest appearance on the Ridiculousness. Appropriate, I think, considering Bam was a self-made rock star of the home video movement in the '90s. Nowadays they come in baker's dozens, many of which, apparently, are fresh out of the oven and now faceplanting on anything and everything in their well-documented paths. That said, meet the "Mini Bams", and then tune in tonight for this all-new episode of Ridiculousness at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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March 13, 2013

coprophagy and you

Bam poo! Mystical though that sounds in a very Far Eastern shui, rest assured there was nothing but mouth when it came down to this number two nugget found in a horse pasture of Louisiana. As such, I'm not sure this photo constitutes hardcore coprophagy, but it's good to know that it's actually not the worst thing for your constitution if you actually had to "eat shit" (as so many have oft said but are not literally taken up on). Well, providing it came from your rectum in the first place. How do I know this? Because the Interweb told me so! Yes, along with free porn, social nitwitting, and downright piratical behaviors, all sorts of fun fecal facts like "You can eat your own poop!" are just waiting to be dabbed. Oh, for the record, and mostly because I have nothing further to say aside from the usual corny coprocentric crap, I've never dabbled in the doo-doo using my doober like a dauber.

(Photo by Sean Cliver; Louisiana 2006)

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February 26, 2013

how to draw a cock

To be perfectly honest, I feel like I've had something stolen out from under me ... like I completely missed out on my opportunity to shoot a viral wad and blew 15-seconds of long, hard Interweb fame. So here I sit, flaccid and limp, with nothing but my own impotent and static black-and-white cocks to show for it. Too much time spent seizing my shaft and not the day, I suppose. Live and learn!

But what really gores my goat is that this guy totally dropped the testes when he added yellow paint. Yellow? YELLOW?! How many yellow-helmeted warriors have you seen in your day and time? Hmm? Okay, granted, I could see such a discoloration happening in Thailand or certain highway stretches found in the Eastern Bloc, Africa, and possibly even a few of the more methy outskirts in the American Southwest, but for the most part they're purple—PURPLE. The chosen color of royalists everywhere. But he did nail it with the veiners, so I at least have to give him his due wiener credit there.

But whatever. At least I can still lay claim to the dick design that was once more—much more*—than the faded memory it is now on Bam Margera's bottom from jackass number two (2006). And, besides, my real true life's dream is to one day be featured on Drawing Dicks on the Herald Sun. I've got the pen. I've got the passion. Now I just need a goddamn paper...

* The dick brand (or rather "dick farm") was at its very finest at its most infected state on one of Bam's Viva la Bam roadtrips that took place soon after the branding incident in Florida.

(Photo and drawings by Sean Cliver)

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February 07, 2013

jackassworld flashback: office stunner

There were many wonderful blunders within the jackassworld office that left people stunned beyond belief, but none more so than the actual hated thing itself: the stun gun brass knuckles. Lord almighty, you'd hear that zap off down the hall and your sweat glands would commence firing the perspiration posthaste. It was enough to get thoroughly conniptive over and I have the tic years later to prove it. By the way, you like Bam Margera's shirt there, don't you? Oh yes you do! So much so that you want to grab your credit card and start fiddling your clicking digits over at the official Dickhouse online superstore: http://merchmethod.com/dickhouse

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January 30, 2013

warning: human error leading cause of dildo play

Back in my formative schooling days, I had a social studies class where we were always discussing "current events" from around the world. This was in the mid-'80s, pre-Interweb, full-tilt Reaganomics boogie, and, for all intents and purposes, pretty fucking boring. I think the only passably interesting thing I remember from our middling examination of current events then was that marijuana was fast becoming a top contending cash crop. Whoop, whoop. Nowadays it's an altogether different and vastly more entertaining story thanks to the disinformation superhighway and its glut of more-bizarre-the-better "news" headlines. I could give a hoot about the ramifications of this 15 second story, Human Error Made Dildo Porn the Top Video On Vine, but the headline is what caught my ADHD eye and instantly brought to mind the time on jackass number two when we debated the ethics of strong being wrong. Was human error responsible then, too, I wonder? Or was it simply errant humans? And could this dildo play incident have been the implantation of a seed that has since germinated and bloomed into Bam Margera's latest music video release, "Bend My Dick To My Ass"? The world may never know.

(Photo by Sean Cliver; Orlando, Florida 2006)

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January 26, 2013

discounted jackass on itunes this weekend!

In functional conjunction with MTV's "Mancation Weekend" and keeping it short, fat, and to the tuna can point, this weekend you can find the entire jackass catalog on iTunes, including discounts on full seasons. Go to: iTunes.com/Jackass

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(Photo by Sean Cliver; San Pedro, California 2010)

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January 25, 2013

jackass on mtv's "mancation weekend"

Dave Carnie once put the "bromance" in our lexicon, but tonight and tomorrow MTV is putting the brogramming back into effect for its "Mancation Weekend" festivities. I've always been a sucker for official press releases, so lick this for all the fine details:

"Before settling for Sunday’s Pro Bowl, tune in to MTV’s Mancation Weekend on Friday and Saturday. The Kick-Off is 10 PM (EST) Friday with a special presentation of jackass the movie giving viewers the opportunity to live tweet on the air, followed by classic jackass episodes, Walking Tall starring Dwayne Johnson and Johnny Knoxville, and MTV2’s Guy Code.

The second half starts 3 PM (EST) Saturday with the network premiere of DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story, starring Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn, along with healthy helpings of Ridiculousness, Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, MTV2’s Guy Code and another opportunity to live tweet on the air during jackass 3.5 at 10 PM (EST)."

Incidentally, what's funny about the photo above is not merely the fact that Wee Man is kicking himself in the forehead but that a major motion picture is being filmed with a Sony PC-10. Believe me, I'm no camera nerd, but it doesn't take a prosumer to know that this little one chip rig was strictly consumer grade and not meant for big-ass "silver screen" use. That didn't stop our monkey-asses, though, giving further credence to the credo: Don't dream it, be it.

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(Photo by Sean Cliver; Bithlo, Florida 2002)

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December 14, 2012

bam's balls vs. steve-o's ball

Today it is only fitting that I back that ass up. What am I talking about? I don't fuckin' know! This shit writes itself and I shit you not on that. But yesterday I posted a photo with Jeff Tremaine and Rick Kosick re-enacting ye olde "William Tell" skit in a modern day office setting, and I'm a real Tootsie Pop sucker for a ball lickin' theme—especially when it sends Bam off into the weekend on a high octave note. This shot was snapped during the incredibly great "Nut Shot" escapades of 2010 while filming for jackass 3 and jackass 3.5. (Both of which can be yours to own just by clicking on those links and leaving a hot shit plastic skidmark on your Amazon account!) Granted, there doesn't appear to be a whole lot of truly "incredible" going on here in the photo, but that's just because you didn't first see Steve-O bonk the ball on his head a few times before his foot sent it flying expressly toward Bam's package.

(Photo by Sean Cliver; Bithlo, Florida 2010)

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