...at least in our crossed eyes! But when Johnny Knoxville ran across this video of a taser demo gone bad (or awesome!) it reminded him of a fine time in 1999, when he'd asked Dave Carnie to administer a tazing after he'd dropped into a vert ramp for his first time ever. Obviously Knoxville expected the slam—gravity made damn sure that much went according to half-ass plan—but what he'd gone out on a broken limb to assume was that Carnie would know how to properly fire the Taser device. Yep, ass, you, me, it was all there and ready to misfire in Carnie's hands, and next thing you know Knoxville had a single dart lodged in his neck—all of which could be seen in the credit sequence of Big Brother magazine's third skate video, boob. Knoxville was rather pissed about having to pluck the dart from his neck with pliers, but it really was the sweetest thing.