Now here's something the Wildboyz clearly didn't know about when they went behind the former Iron Curtain of Russia in 2005: It's home to the strongest vagina in the whole wide world! Because if they had known... well... hmm... I don't know. I'm not sure what would have happened. I mean, it's not like the Wildboyz were known to tangle with vaginas, you know? That just would have been so out of character for them and might've thrown fans for an unusually straight loop. True, Johnny Knoxville did make a point of wrestling a particularly beefy specimen of womanhood in Russia (who ultimately, and unsurprisedly, pinned him flat on his back to the mat), so I'm sure one of our boys could've mustered up the manhood to go hole-to-hole with Tatyana Kozhevnikovam in a weightlifting competition, which, in the end—and I really mean in the end—would've fit the Wildboyz style to the tee. Missed opportunity or future prospect? You be the judge.
(Photo by Cordell Mansfield; Russia 2005)