Okay, so you know things are bad when you have to remind people that the perfect place for poo—unless you are a professional or number one box office movie actor—is in the loo, especially when having to do so through animated song and verse. Such is the case in India though, where it's not at all uncommon to see someone drop trou to leave a road/curbside deuce. Oddly, none of our own company did any such thing on-camera during the Wildboyz (2004) and jackass number two (2006) excursions, but plenty blew out off-camera—and in any available restroom—as the various stomachs of the cast and crew duked it out with India's indigenous food-borne bacteria. No, not even Dave England himself stepped up to do what he poos best, but who knows, maybe this was due to stiff native competition like the Aghoris, who pretty much take the cake in all crappy aspects. No one enjoyed that little cultural meet-and-greet, so little so that they fled the set, but it sure was nice to see Dave get a table-turned taste of Darf-ish behavior while it lasted!
(Photo by Sean Cliver; India 2006)