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höt düde alert: the wildböyz crëw

You know, it's just been one of those WOOF! weeks, so let's go out with a big bang that would make George Lemaître spatter a universe inside his knickers. What am I talking about? As if you even had to ask. Semi-straight out of the Monday gate you got a hot dose of #SHADLIFE, then you got a couple days of some boys looking like girls, and now ... now you get a full party platter of spicy sausage courtesy of some downtime spent on the Amazon with the WBZ. Yep, only at Dickhouse.tv can you have your beefcake and choke on it, too. Suck it, M. Antoinette!

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last call: the nitro circus 3D pre-premiere

This past Wednesday night in Hollywoodland marked the first real unveiling of Nitro Circus the Movie 3D at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. The movie doesn't officially open nationwide until August 8, 2012, but timing is everything in the extreme—EXTREME!—arena, so what with the X-Games about to go down, off, and up across town the next day it only made sense to sneak a peek to a VIP crowd that could endorse it best. Dickhouse.tv correspondent Shanna Zablow was on the Slim Jim scene to bring you these cutting edge photos from what appears to be an iPhone 4 used in extremely low-light conditions. Thanks, Shanna!

Photos clockwise from upper left: Jeff Tremaine and Shanna bookend Nitro bigwig Gregg Godfrey; Knate Gwaltney, Tremaine, Street Bike Tommy, Tyler Swain and Guch grin big; Bold in black with Steve-O, Tremaine (again!), Jim DeChamp and Johnny Knoxville; Trip Taylor and Erik Roner, outcasts from the Village of the Damned (it's a pupil thing).

And what exactly were people saying after the flick? Let the public Twitter record stand:

@SteveO: I just got home from a screening of Nitro Circus 3D and I'm using a new word, "Flabbergasted". That movie is incredible...

@realjknoxville: Awesome movie, loved it.

@rickkosick: Go see the #NitroCircus3D movie in the theaters on Aug 8th The Jim Dechamp scene was intense!

(Photos by Shanna Zablow; Hollywood, California 2012)

toupee or not to toupee...

...and the answer to this half-ass Shakespearean intro was, obviously, yes, but not without a good deal of used car salesman work by Jeff Tremaine. It was a day like any other in the production offices of jackass back in 2001. We had our usual skeleton crew on hand, some time to run out and shoot something, but not a lot of actual cast hanging about. So, while simulating the look and feel and intensity of a Hollywood brainstorming spitball session, we came up with the idea to give Rick Kosick a male-pattern baldness cut and then slap an ill-fitting toupee on his newly chromed dome. The primary objective was for him to hang about in public places and then violently sneeze, thereby losing his rug for reaction. The prank delivered in the end, which was all fine and dandy, but the real motivation behind the idea was just to see Kosick first wrap his head around the idea and then submit to it actually being shaved by Johnny Knoxville. Hence the intial office pre-amble to the televised bit. All in all it was an interesting look for Rick. Once shaven and clothed in a business suit without his glasses he looked almost exactly like Steve Ballmer, the CEO of Microsoft—minus the distinguished air of a million billion dollars in fuck you money, of course.

Memory got you down? Prefer harmonicas over mnemonics? Kick back and relax with such digital banks as jackass the box set and jackass: the lost tapes on DVD for all your storage needs.

(Photos by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, California 2001)

shit samuel l. jackson says

For the end of the week we're going out on an Archie Bunker branch. Yep, it's another all in the family day with this video that Knate Gwaltney and Jill Kill went out and shot with bandmate Puscie Jones just last week. You may remember Knate as "That Skinny White Boy Who Blew Up Random Inflatables On The Jackass TV Show" or "That 'Amateur' Who Always Got In Rick Kosick's Shots During 'The Squid Suit'", but he's all growed up now and currently blowing up YouTube with Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says, a parody on the whole "Shit ______ Say" meme. Want to know more? Check out Knate and Puscie's band NY77 on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NY77baby