Apparently Naomi's Oriental Massage parlor is the choice of both new and old generations, because this is one hell of a queue in the Queen City of Charlotte, North Carolina. For a business that is supposed to be closed, however, it would appear that someone forgot to shut and lock the door? Jesus H. Christ... would someone get the script supervisor on set stat! Por favor? Anyway, it would also appear that Irving Zisman is still pulling his comedic weight at the box office, coming in fast and hard in the number two slot behind Thor's dark world. Hmm. Now is it just me or is that a lot of pent up innuendo in my pants? Perhaps I'm the one in desperate need of a full release, but with a line like that ahead of me I don't foresee a happy ending to come for quite some time. On that loaded note, if you still haven't seen Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa I'd stop working the shaft, drop the balls, and click HERE for upcoming showtimes and ticket info.
* That's an incredibly inside and obtuse Pepsi quip for maybe two or three people at most that would possibly remember Johnny Knoxville's "The Goop of Earl" article he penned for the "Yellow Issue" of Big Brother magazine in 1998.
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Charlotte, North Carolina 2013)