Okay, so for once we're not gonna toot our own horn, because our friends over at cogentworld.com have this little "BlimpHorn" they're selling with 100% of the proceeds going to support hazelden.org. What is a BlimpHorn? Well, if you say it kinda fast and slurious it sounds like "blim porn", but no matter how hard—so hard—my immature mind tries it just can't figure out what a blim would be and the kind of porn in which it would specialize—unless it's in the vein of Harold and Kumar meet Jamaica Me Cum, Mon, I guess? Anyway, let's just go with the straight poop and that's that the BlimpHorn is designed to un-electronically enhance the raw sounds from an iPhone (but with a bit of creative doctoring I'm sure it could be used to punch up a fart, too).
Buy your BlimpHorn here: cogentworld.com
(Special thanks to our spur of the moment model Amanda, who somehow managed to stand still for this photo by Shanna Zablow; 2013)