It's been a while since we've done a basic "how to" (not counting the one quickly seen in the opening sequence of Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa while Irving is seen perving and flipping through the magazine in the doctor's office lobby), so let's breakdown the incredibly difficult process that it is to find and order both jackass and dickhouse apparel items on the Interweb:
Step 1: Make up your goddamn mind and decide whether you want to rep the skull or take back the rainbow.
Step 3: Peruse the selection hard—so hard—and fill your shopping cart accordingly.
Step 4: Pay to play.
Step 5: Go outside, watch the skies, twiddle your thumbs, work the shaft, cradle the balls, fiddle the bean, or do whatever it is that you must do to span time until your shipment of product arrives.
Step 6: Rinse and repeat the process as many times as necessary until your credit score tilts.