How's that for a Monday morning surprise? Open a link, get a download surprise. What an online deal! And, mark my words, if this wasn't an online operation, you would have gotten a much different download surprise via a "Hide-A-Dook" or an "Upper Tanker". Anyway, if you're asking who the hell is Crash, then you probably weren't around for his guest appearances on the jackassworld.rip site, which means I should go dig around the pirate booty on the Interweb to see what if anything was salvaged from the reeking wreck [see below, guest starring Johnny Knoxville, Rick Kosick and the world famous Jesse Hoy!]. Beyond that silliness though, Crash was the talented voice behind the now defunct The Deadly Syndrome before he struck out on his own to join Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. Somewhere between then and now he lost his shoes and came up with his own solo debut Hardly Criminal, which will be released in 2014. In the meantime, enjoy his free download teaser of "Motion Animal". Thanks, Crash!