Look, just to get it out of the way, I'm the kind of guy that doesn't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, dreads the very idea of costuming up on Halloween, and sure as shit isn't going to pull pranks on April Fool's Day. So the photo essay you are about to see (and maybe even read!) is the facts and nothing but the facts with regard to the recent 2014 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, which aired this past weekend. Jeff Tremaine, who you may recall was contracted to direct the Will Smith open for the Kids' Choice Awards a year or two back now, was once again enlisted to handle the directorial duties on a proposed "Slime Rodeo" stunt, inspired of course by Dave England's "Firehose Rodeo" from jackass number two. Jukka Hilden of the Dudesons partnered up with the original stunt's founder, along with special guest moderator/host/filmer/professional snowboarder Shaun White.
A dressed-down England points out something of interest to a near undressed Jukka. One quick change later and Dave was none other than big time movie star Chuck Norris!
Dave was super impressed with Jukka's Finnish interpretation of an American cowboy. Yumping yee-hah!
Tremaine blocks in direction for new kid on the set Shaun White, who then took introductory matters into his own hands for camera.
Jukka and Dave command what little they can with slime and hose physics.
Meanwhile, off on the sidelines, men with slime guns goosed the boys from behind. This is what happens when the streams are crossed.
Every so willy-nilly often the slime jets would aim outside the ring and cut muddy swaths of destruction that pelted and covered everything in their wake, including the cameramen. Rick Kosick models the squeaky clean before and dirty slimed after.
Ultimately, Shaun White announced Dave as the winner, but he was the one who won the grand slime surprise!
(Photos by Sean Cliver; 2014)