The very idea that the mere thought this is a relevant threat in our day and age is, well, grounds to unfollow the human race. But if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Or unfollow 'em. I don't give a good goddamn. But it is pretty laughable how personal people can take it when they are unfollowed; or, for that matter, the fact they are even able to pay attention to such things? My god. I can barely keep track of an email in my inbox, much less who randomly dropped my stupid ass on the Interweb. Apparently some do, though, or the sum of their collective consciousness never would've been pitched as a category on tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek at 10/9 C on the MTV.