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tonight on ridiculousness... riff raff!

When I first heard tell of Riff Raff guest-couching on Ridiculousness, I immediately pictured the castle caretaker from The Rocky Horror Picture Show taking dramatic—possibly even operatic—pot shots at the various featured "stars" of the Interweb. Then I imagined Patricia Quinn's mouth lip-synching to Richard O'Brien's vocals on "Science Fiction/Double Feature", and now all I can think about is wasting a solid night away watching Forbidden Planet, The Day of the Triffids, and The Day the Earth Stood Still. Well, that and how far off the generational mark I was in terms of determining the new riff from the old raff. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek airs at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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tonight on ridiculousness... ken block!

I don't know if I ever properly thanked Ken Block before, but I'd like to now: Thanks, Ken! Only reason I say that is because when Ken and his formerly gold tooth were at the formal helm of DC Shoe Co. USA, he put together these two "Eurosupertours" in 1997 and 1998 that were some of the most lavish and ridiculous skateboard tours I'd ever had the opportunity to tag along on while working on Big Brother skateboard mag. Each tour spanned about two-and-a-half weeks and consisted of four distinct country stops (between the two we hit England, Sweden, Holland, Switzerland, and Germany with a mid-tour "vacation" in France). Accommodations were all top-notch, as was transportation, and Jeff Tremaine unfailingly provided all late-night entertainment—but that's all that was expected of him in the first place, what with his primarily being the art director on the mag. Many ridiculous nights abroad were had, all of which were documented in depth in words, photos, and video. In fact, some of this footage (which was prominently featured in the Big Brother skateboard videos) probably would have made it onto Ridiculousness had Ridiculousness existed back then—in which case Rob Dyrdek would have been scathingly critiquing his own caught-on-video performances in a potential Terminator-like time loop conundrum. Actually, it wouldn't even be close to a conundrum but more like a cornucopia, and I really only say that because I like good, hard, polysyllabic C-words. Anyway, tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness airs at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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tonight on ridiculousness... carmen electra!

There are a ridiculous number of scenes in Martin Scorsese's GoodFellas that I could easily (and lazily) refer to as being my "favorite scene", but the one that really is my favorite is where Tommy (Joe Pesci) and Jimmy (Robert De Niro) are in the kitchen with Tommy's mother (Catherine Scorsese) and she's showing them the painting of the man in a boat with two dogs. Tommy says, "I like this one. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other," and that's my trivial entertainment word assocation for this photo of Rob Dyrdek with guest-star Carmen Electra on tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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(Photo by Shanna Zablow; 2012)

tonight on ridiculousness... ryan sheckler!

If it wasn't for the Interweb, I don't know how stalkers would do it. Well, yeah, I know they'd still be creepy, but never in the history of the world has creepy been such as easy state to attain. At least before you could really delineate the crazy from the truly crazy just by virtue of how damn hard they had to work at being crazy. Now it's just 50 shades of hazy crazy, and, as usual, this hasn't much to do with anything other than the fact Rob Dyrdek is showcasing some "animal stalkers" on Ridiculousness tonight at 10/9 C on the MTV with special guest and professional skateboarder Ryan Sheckler, who I am sure is no stranger to the occasional crazy.

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tonight on ridiculousness... bam margera!

If you've been following the recent Fuckface Unstoppable exploits of Bam Margera from around the world on the Twitter, well, I don't know where I was going to go with that, so I'm just going to go on and say that earlier this year or late last year he made a guest appearance on the Ridiculousness. Appropriate, I think, considering Bam was a self-made rock star of the home video movement in the '90s. Nowadays they come in baker's dozens, many of which, apparently, are fresh out of the oven and now faceplanting on anything and everything in their well-documented paths. That said, meet the "Mini Bams", and then tune in tonight for this all-new episode of Ridiculousness at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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tonight on ridiculousness... dana white!

I know at times in my life it's felt almost as if I've lived under a rock, but it's not like I've been a permanent attendee of life's gem and mineral convention. I mean, I've been around the block. I've seen a few things. Things I can never unsee, for that matter, but I've seen them just the same and it's made me the man boy I am today. Still ... good god. How did a "reverse vagina punching" escape me? That's what I now need to know. Granted, I've been in the company of men for a long time now, so maybe I'd come to view the human female as one of nature's finest accomplishments to date. An unparalleled flower of unending earthly delights—with boobs, of course. A flower with boobs. But never in a million billion years did I ever think girls went around karate chopping each other's vaginas. Sorry, you're going to have excuse me while I go sit in a corner and rock myself back to a higher plane of consciousness where the flowers only have boobs and no other flower with boobs tries to come up from behind and split that which hath already been split. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness airs at 10/9 C on the MTV and features special guest Dana White.

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tonight on ridiculousness... russians!

Call me crazy but how can you even think to have a segment on ridiculous Russians and not have invited Dimitry Elyashkevich on as a guest couch sitter? Bozhe f'ing moi... the blasphemy! Especially when he himself has such a well regarded catalog of Big Brother video clips to create an awesome highlight reel of lowlights as a lead in. I mean, anyone who has seen the early morning monster from Münster knows exactly what I'm talking about. His legacy in skateboarding is unparalled on every single angle by any other photographer in the skateboard industry bar none. Frankly, I'm a little upset about this and have half a mind to march right into Shanna's office and go full blown Chernobyl. Then again, the other half of my mind knows better, because even though she's knee high to a katydid she could easily tear me a new one the size of Three Mile Island. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness airs at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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tonight on ridiculousness... steve-o!

It's hard to think of roofs without thinking about roofies. I've never had any firsthand experience with the stuff—at least to the best of my cognizant knowledge—but I do know of this one time in Mexico when Chris Pontius almost was and in the worst possible way. This is only a partial memory though, so I honestly don't know why I even mention it in the first place. What I do know is that the worst possible place for anything to go wrong has to be a roof, because there's really only one place to go from there and it's not a place where gravity is going to lovingly hold your hand to ease the passage. That is the allure, I suppose, but goddamn if that isn't one of the most hard—so hard—lessons to be physically learned, and with the quickness, I might add. Steve-O is no stranger to this elevated danger, but he's also got an uncanny knack for avoiding the extra hard knocks. He's also the guest star on tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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(Photo by Shanna Zablow; 2012)

tonight on ridiculousness... mac miller!

Judging from the formal introductions made by some of these "cocky kids", they're not really heeding that stern, stern but fair "warning" message that precedes a certain show featuring stupid stunts. Is that the illiterate state of America today? Is the written word of the present the dinosaur of the past? And why the fuck did Jurassic Park have to go and make velociraptors as popular as bacon when it comes to the formulaic efforts shit out daily on Twitter? All I know is that Noah was a pussy and possibly made a judgment call that wasn't his to make when he chose not to put dinosaurs on the ark. I mean, would putting two ankylosaurs on the manifest have killed him? Okay, possibly, yes, but they had knobs on the ends of their tails that looked like scrotums, and I, for one, would have been happier in life had I been able to see one in a zoo for reals. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek and special guest Mac Miller airs tonight at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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(Photo by Shanna Zablow; 2012)

tonight on ridiculousness... DJ pauly D!

Just when you thought it was okay to leave your house on Valentine's Day. Well, it's not. It never was. You've been sold a holiday by a greeting card coalition and swallowed it in whole thanks to a multi-national restaurant conglomerate. Personally, I blame the Freemasons, but why not do yourself, your credit card, and significant other a favor by fighting the power, ordering in a pizza or some cheap Chinese (taste is a highly overrated sensation as it's all just grist meant to fill your tummy in the end), and giggling the night away during the premiere episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek, Chanel West Coast, Steelo Brim, and guest-star DJ Pauly D. Whet your palate with the appetizer clip below and then get the full happy meal show tonight on the MTV at 10/9 C.

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(Photo of DJ Pauly D, Rob Dyrdek, and Big Jerry G by Shanna Zablow; 2012)

what ridiculousness would you do for love?

Love, shmove. A better question is what would I do to be able to centrally embed these MTV clips? My inner aesthete dies a little bit each time I post these left-justified videos. I don't expect you to understand, of course. Just one of my own personal OCD tics that make me tock in an uncomely manner. The Flavor Flav to my Chuck D, if you will. Or don't. I don't give a good goddamn. All obtuse alignment issues aside, the all-new season of Ridiculousness premieres Thursday, February 14, at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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supper tease: ridiculousness season 3 trailer

Late last week the MTV publicity department started laying promo pipe for what is to be the premiere of an all-new season of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek. I could go off and put my spin on their wording, but what's the point when that would be the equivalent to trying to find purpose behind creamed corn. So, here's the straight poop with all its pertinent corn kernels as it was intended:

"Rob Dyrdek is back for another all-new season of Ridiculousness, and is ready to break down the Internet’s most hilarious and extreme videos with co-hosts Chanel 'West Coast' and Sterling 'Steelo' Brim.  This season, fans can expect guest appearances by Pauly 'DJ Pauly D' DelVecchio, musician Mac Miller, model/actress Carmen Electra,  jackass crew members Steve-O and Bam Margera, professional skateboarder Ryan Sheckler, UFC President Dana White, rally driver Ken Block, and actor Eddie Barbanell.  This season will feature all new video categories such as, 'Nut Snipers', 'Russian Good Times', and 'Probably Florida'. Season 3 of Ridiculousness premieres Thursday, February 14 at 10/9c."

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six degrees of gangster squad separation

It's actually more like only two or three degrees, but who's counting in Hollywood? Certainly not me and my woebegone math skills. Here's how it works though: Once upon a time, Ruben Fleischer made 6 Days in May, a documentary about the Gumball Rally. Okay, well, right there you have the first degree, since our longtime friend Maximillion Cooper is the racing brain behind said freewheelin' event. During the course of this project, Ruben met Rob Dyrdek and Big Black, with whom he created and developed Rob & Big in association with Jeff Tremaine and Dickhouse in 2006, and the rest is celebrated MTV history following its three successful seasons and the subsequent advent of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory. And from there Ruben went off and directed a little feature called Zombieland. Maybe you've heard of it? Maybe its opening sequence helped inspire the use of the Phantom HD Gold camera on jackass 3D? Don't die wondering, but do consider checking out Ruben's latest, Gangster Squad, which opens in theaters nationwide tonight!

tonight on ridiculousness... preston lacy and wee man!

If it smells like a jackass then it must be a season finale, right? Left? Right, left, right? Hup! Tonight marks the last episode of Ridiculousness's two-part second season. And what better, meatier, juicier, hammier way to go out on a big banger than with a full helping of guest star mash, as Big P and Li'l Wee provide commentary on this last serving of videos scraped off the burnt bottom of the Interpan. Sneak the side leakage below and tune in to the MTV tonight at 10/9 C to catch the all-new Ridiculousness episode in full!

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tonight on ridiculousness... mr. and mrs. dyrdek!

There are fixations of the mind that only certain schools of boys go through in childhood. Those that are naturally gifted in the realms of coordination and athleticism list early on to those of professional sports dreams: basketball, baseball, football leading the jock-fueled charge. Then there are those that aren't always so physically gifted but not yet know their bounds—especially when they cross into the Far East. Sadly, many an aspiring Daniel-san slinks through the back alleys in the back forties of the Midwest with bleached white gi tucked under arm and nunchakus whirling about in the dojos of their minds. Ultimately, I blame Chuck Norris, but before you think I'm going there, think otherwise, because this homey don't meme. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness airs at 10/9 C on the MTV.

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