The Wildboyz were no strangers to strange penises, but who would've ever guessed there were far weirder penis antics to be had in the wild kingdom than there ever were in the Pampas of Argentina? BFFs though Steve-O and this elk may have been, we now bear witness to National Geographic as it stumbles off its high horse to consort with banal online mankind with a loaded expose on nature's dick shenanigans. Penis fencing? Hypodermic penis? Detachable penis? Singing penis? Any and all of those could have been a skit gone terribly wrong and oh so right on Wildboyz, and here's venerable ol' Nat Geo with the creative genital scoop! But seriously, because penises are serious business indeed, the day Chris's junk detaches to run amok in the world with its gunk may just be the time that we, the human race, Homo sapiens, hangs it up for the day to finally make way for Homo superior.
Sailors fighting in the dancehall? Looking at those cavemen go? Once upon a moonage daydream the Wildboyz had a music budget and knew how to abuse it. Own Wildboyz Season 1, Season 2, and the collected Seasons 3 & 4 on DVD today! Or tomorrow. Just not in five years.
(Photo by Dimitry Elyashkevich; Argentina 2005)