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the big ass happy family jubilee tribute to alan "horse nuts" francis

This week on the Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee we answer the question, "Who is the most dominant athlete of all time?" Mickey Mantle, Lionel Messi, Tiger Woods, Richard Petty, Michael Jordan, Mat Hoffman, John Hopoate? No to all of them. It's Alan "Horse Nuts" Francis, the greatest horseshoe thrower of all time. He has won the last 16 titles in a row and he is the only man to throw 90% ringers.

By the way, I dont think his nickname is actually "Horse Nuts". Rog' just made that up to give his name a little more zip for the show. Oh well, like my cousin says, "If you want to learn something, go the library." But if you want to hear some great outlaw country music and some mildly funny jokes listen to our show! Wahoo!!

Love,

Knox 

tribute to alan "horse nuts" francis

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Bad Boy – John Prine

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Get Out Your Big Roll Daddy – Levon helm

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Living Legends – The Highway Men

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Devil's Right Hand– Johnny Cash

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The Shoe Goes On the Other Foot Tonight – Loretta Lynn

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More and More – Willie Nelson

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Happily Married Man – Duane Allman

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If the Shoe Fits – Leon Russell

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Where Have All the Average People Gone – Roger Miller

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Manifesto No.1 – Shooter Jennings

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Big Iron – Sonny George

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The Beat Don't Ever Stop – Trent Summar And The New Row Mob

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Out Of The Rain – Jessi Colter

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Tune in every Saturday night at 8:00pm EST and 5:00pm PST on Sirius/XM's Outlaw Country Channel 60. It replays on Mondays at 12:00pm EST; Wednesdays at 8:00pm EST; and Fridays at 12:00am EST.

the big ass happy family jubilee celebrates sportsmanship

This week The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee celebrates sportsmanship—more importantly, the lack of. For every Peyton Manning, who is as classy as they come, there is a Billy Martin, Milo Savage, or my sister Lynne. Martin is the only professional coach in any sport I'm aware of that has a win/loss record for fighting. For the record, he won way more than he lost. For more about legendary poor sports click on the links below. And, as always, my apologies for "joke time." Wahoo!!

Knoxville

celebrating sportsmanship

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songs from this show:

Divers Do it Deeper – David Allan Coe

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(We're Not) The Jet Set – John Prine & Iris Dement

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Johnny Come Lately – Steve Earle

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Open the Door, Homr – Bob Dylan and the Band

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Paradise – Johnny Cash

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Turn On Your Love Light – Bobby Blue Band

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Steam Powered Aereo Plane – John Hartford

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Changing Skies – Willie Nelson

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Games People Play – Earl Scruggs Revue

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Aviators – Shooter Jennings

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Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys – Karen O

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Flip Out – Billy Brown

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Come With Me –Waylon Jennings

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Ship in the Sky – Woody Guthrie

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Tune in every Saturday night at 8:00pm EST and 5:00pm PST on Sirius/XM's Outlaw Country Channel 60. It replays on Mondays at 12:00pm EST; Wednesdays at 8:00pm EST; and Fridays at 12:00am EST. 

the big ass happy family jubilee celebrates irish sports star joe quaid

This week The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee celebrates Irish sports star Joe Quaid. Quaid was a professional hurler ... whatever the hell that is. I think it's kinda like lacrosse if all the lacrosse players were half-loaded, but that's not really important. What is important is during a game in 1997, Quaid was hit in the twig and berries with the hurling ball at a very high speed. His right nut exploded on impact while half of the left one had to be removed. According to Wikipedia, Quaid was quoted after the incident to have said "Ouch." Ouch!!! Ah-ha-ha!! That's how you get a tribute on The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee. Ah-ha-ha... Ouch!! Ah-ha-ha...

Love,

Knoxville  

tribute to joe quaid

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songs from this show:

Poor Paddy – The Pogues

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Suddenly Single – Waylon Jennings

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I'll Be Damned – Pure Prairie League

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Starry Eyes – Roky Erickson

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It Happened Just That Way– Roger Miller

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Dead or Alive – Lonnie Donegan

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I Believe I'll Dust My Broom – Robert Johnson

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What Have You Got To Lose? – Tom T. Hall

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One By One – Laura Cantrell

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Honk Your Horn – Ray Campi

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Sylvie – Sweet Honey In the Rack

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Clancy Lowered the Boom – The Bono Irish Experience

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How Will I KnowI'm Falling In Love Again–Willie Nelson

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South of the Border (Down Mexico Way) – Patsy Cline

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Tune in every Saturday night at 8:00pm EST and 5:00pm PST on Sirius/XM's Outlaw Country Channel 60. It replays on Mondays at 12:00pm EST; Wednesdays at 8:00pm EST; and Fridays at 12:00am EST.

the big ass happy family jubilee salutes avi billet the traveling mohel

 

So this week on The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee, my cousin Roger Alan Wade and I salute the world's greatest mohel—or the only mohel we know—and this one travels! For those of you who don't know, a mohel is a Jewish person, sometimes a rabbi trained in the wonderful art of circumcision. Or, as our fellow stuttering DJ Showtime pronounces in the breaks below, "circu-mer-circu-mer-circu-merc-circu-mer-mer-mer-cum-circu-merc-circu-mer-cum-cision." Anyway, sit back and listen to me, my cousin Roger, our honored guest DJ Showtime, and our engineer Scott "Come in Tokyo" Crynock [pictured above] do our damndest to tributize Avi Billet, the traveling mohel. L'chaim.

Knoxville

showtime meets avi

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songs from this show:

I've got you under my skin – Sammy Davis Jr.

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Maybe I Can Paint Over That – Guy Clark

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The Taker – Waylon Jennings

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Watch Closely Now – Barbara Streisand

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Salute to Switchblade – Tom T. Hall

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Lee Harvey Was a Friend of Mine – Laura Cantrell

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God's Gonna Cut You Down – Johnny Cash

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Too Much of Nothing – Bob Dylan & the Band

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I Still Can't Believe You're Gone – Willie Nelson

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Cruel to Be Kind – Nick Lowe

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Kissing You Goodbye – Waylon Jennings

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Cut Across Shorty – Rod Stewart

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Ring of Fire – Social Distortion

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Tune in every Saturday night at 8:00pm EST and 5:00pm PST on Sirius/XM's Outlaw Country Channel 60. It replays on Mondays at 12:00pm EST; Wednesdays at 8:00pm EST; and Fridays at 12:00am EST.

showtime on the big ass happy family jubilee

Hello everybody, here is a tribute my cousin Roger Alan Wade and me did on our radio show The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee. This show we are honoring one of the best DJs America has to offer, the one and only Showtime. Bam and I met Showtime when he interviewed us at a jackass 3 press day. He instantly got our attention because he has one of the most distinct stutters you've ever heard. We thought he was putting us on at first, but as the interview went on we realized he was legit. 

Showtime has quite an amazing story and is fucking hilarious too. Because of his sense of humor about his stutter, and because we are dicks, we would give him very long song titles to introduce at the end of every break. Anyway, listen to the breaks below and experience Showtime for yourself. Wahoo!

Love,

Johnny Knoxville

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Introduction to Showtime

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songs from this show:

(If I Go to Heaven) Give Me a Brunette - Deke Dickerson and the Ecco-Fonics

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Willie, the Wandering Gypsy and Me - Waylon Jennings

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18 Wheels Hummin' Home Sweet Home - David Allan Coe

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Come Back to Us Barbara Lewis Hare Krishna Beauregard - John Prine

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I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes - The Carter Family

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Ain't What You Eat but How You Chew - Delbert McClinton

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Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys - Billy Joe Shraver

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The Hairijuana Song - Reid Wilson & His So-Called Friends

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Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other - Willie Nelson

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If You Can Spare the Time (I Won't Miss the Money) - Lefty Frizzell

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Whiskey Fuels the Flame - Peewee Moore & The Awful Dreadful Snakes

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Turn it On, Turn it Up, Turn Me Loose - Dwight Yoakam

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The Return of Desert Rat Shorty and Rocky Mountain Slim - Woodie Guthrie

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